Sunday, October 10, 2021

Past Pogs' profanities

 

Atin sobri! Ne?

Masuelu ya y Mayor Pogi meracal ta na. Casi deng aliwa ala na co mang puntalan. Hah? O’t munta co quetang cabila? Andian dirit e maniambut…

O deni, tacnaydayo cang Bugal cayu e, ne? Ne? Ne?

Tacnadayung animal e co man mepagal, atiu co queni.

O putanaydana nu ya ing CLAC president, CDC, lawen yu sinawa queng maglolo qng animal e ya man tinupad quetang usapan. Aniang magsalita ya balamu talagang malutu ya. Ne?

Ing importante pu ini, y Mayor Pogi tinggap na catamu andian pang nanu ya itang nakaraan yu iniang eleksyun tinggap na co pu.

Macarine na co man nung e ye pa ibotu. Putanaydayo, capal yu lupa canita.

Dati tatanggap co mung tsa-limandalan, tsa-libu. Ngeni addua ya libu. Ha, ha, ha.

Ing masaquit pa, putanaydanang Cong panagalan que, padagdag cu la. Tinacas ya ing animal uling balu na ala yang casambut. Tacnaydanang Cong, ne? Caibat na tang meca-adduang terminu, tecasan na cayu.

Dacal que pu queni…macananu mong panualan deng animal a deni?

Anang T-Mac, “Gawin ang tama.” Lawen mu ne man ing anacputang Doc, “Iwasto ang mali.”  Huuh, anacputa naman, nanu la reni?

…Balu co ring geua yung casalanan canacu. Lalu na ing putanaydana inyang tinagal cung vice mayor. Putanaydana, picture na mu, pagcait ye pa canacu.

…Y vice mayor atiu quen, saupan ye. Aguiang e yu ne pu saupan yan maniambut ya, bakit? O’ita pung metung a doctor a vice mayor apate ne, ala yang casambut y Doc Ric, apate ne…



COUNCILOR ARVIN “Pogs” Suller reduced his audience of honorable barangay leaders and fellow candidates to an assembly, aye, a menagerie, of beasts and bastards birthed by whores. Pampanga 1st District Rep. Carmelo “Jon” Lazatin II, included.

In a clear departure from the respect befitting the departed, Suller’s sully did not even spare the dearly lamented Doc Ric Zalamea, the city’s vice mayoralty icon.

No grawlix – the graphical version of bleeping profanities – in our transcription of Suller’s five-minute-plus video now in web circulation, no translation too, if only to preserve their baseness, to infix their repugnancy.

Anyone adhering to even but the most basic decency, is slammed hard by the  offensiveness of Suller’s slew of expletives. Harder is its impact upon whom they were heaped.

Call for respect

Voltaire Zalamea, the late vice mayor’s son, posted in his FB page: Respect begets respect Atty. Arvin Pogs Suller .

My dad has been resting in peace, just like your dad. You want me to make fun of your late dad too? I can do that but I won't!!! I won't stoop to your level. That was not how we were raised by our parents. We were given good education from good Catholic schools and universities.

I will just share this so people would know where I'm coming from.

I am not a politician. I am not endorsing any local candidate. The Zalamea Family retired from politics after my dad's passing. Spare us. Never mention us.

Next time, think like an educated man before opening your mouth.

ANGELES CITY DESERVES SOMEONE BETTER.

Mamac talks back

Riposted Balibago barangay chair Tony Mamac in his FB page: Kung murahin mu ang mga kapitan at kagawad para silang mga walang kwentang tao, p’t…..na mu, mga respetado kaming mga tao at pare pareho lang tayong inihalal ng mga tao. Pero ikaw g..go ka, akala mu kung sino ka kung murahin mu mga kapitan at kagawad ani…ml ka. Nung nakaraang eleksyon tinulungan ka namin sa aming mga barangay kaya konsehal ka ngayon.

Hindi ka na nahiya sa mga kagawad namin dito sa Balibago na minura mu at sinabi mu pa na dati na kay Bugal (Alex C) kami at bakit ngayon na kay Mayor Pogi kami sabay mura ka. Pt…ina mu, kabata-bata mu at kaming mga kapitan halos senior citizen na kung murahin mu ganun-ganun na lang.

Kung ganyan pala ugali mu nagkamali kami ng pagtulong sa iyo. Maski maliit lang ang pagtingin mu sa amin, ta..rn…tdo ka at ani….ml ka tingnan natin sa susunod na elksyon ptng….ina mu, hindi boto makukuha mu sa mga kabarangay namin, katakot takot na mura ang ibibigay namin sa iyo. Bilangin mu ang mura na yan baka bilangin din yan sa Comelec.”

The T-Mac still had the decency to couch his cusswords, even as he apologizes to the reader: Pasensya na po kayo, hindi po ako palamura, pero nagdamdam lang po kami dito sa Balibago dahil sa asal nitong g…go na konsehal na ito.

Beyond the curses

There is more, a whole lot more, to Suller’s curses though than their tartness. An unraveling within Team Lazatin obtains in them.

Atin sobri! The call of enterprise politics, answered in Dati tatanggap co mung tsa-limandalan, tsa-libu. Ngeni addua ya libu. To the highest bidder, the votes go.

On the truism that it takes two to tango, Suller acted the prosecutor there serving an indictment on both the barangay leaders and Mayor Lazatin for committing a  patently illegal election practice.

Tacnaydanang Cong, ne? Caibat na tang meca-adduang terminu, tecasan na cayu. More than an obscene reference to the femininity of Congressman Jon Lazatin’s mother, Suller accused him of opportunism, of abandoning his supporters once he has used them.

So un-Lazatin, given how the family – from the patriarch Don Rafael, to the son Cong Tarzan, and now his namesakes, mayor and congressman – has always cared for their supporters, elections or no elections through three generations. 

Tacnaydana. Indeed, no Lazatin rivals could ever rival Suller, their supposed ally, in scheming their political annihilation. Unwittingly. Or maybe not.