THE CAMPAIGN
period for local bets officially starts March 29, but wannabes have been at the
hustings as early as the filing of their certificates of candidacy in October
last year, if not even earlier.
Proof positive
of this is not only in the posters and tarpaulins hung or plastered on every available
space; as well as the stenciled names on just about every wall. Wonder how the
Commission on Elections will make good its threat of sanctions against
candidates who fail to take these down immediately before March 29.
Pressing
the flesh in house-to-house sorties, medical-dental outreach services dubbed “barangay
day,” night miting in sitios happen 24/7.
The
marginalized sectors have become the object of affection – witness the preponderance
of the perfumed set’s mingling with the soiled and sweated masses, vowing their
affinity, if not kinship, to them. (Inday,
ang alcohol! immediately thereafter)
It comes
too in the sudden outpouring of the generosity, ingrained or studied, of the
candidates, which at times other than the election season was…well, seasonal
like Christmas.
While no
Yuletide ham has yet been reported to have come the way of the poor man’s
rickety table, there is a marked surplus of hotdogs and tocino in even the remotest areas of the province.
One wag
says the gubernatorial contest is shaping up to a battle between Mekeni Food
Products and Pampanga’s Best, whichever the final outcome surely raising the
cholesterol levels of the electorate.
In
Candaba though, it is dressed chicken not cured pork that is being doled out
again to the voters.
I do not
know if my mayor still gives out truckloads of panambac to his constituents as he did in the last elections, but I
have heard reports of the pyramiding scheme, first put in operation over 20
years ago, in vogue anew.
It goes
like a recruit is given P1,000 to enroll (to the campaign) two others at P500 each
and they in turn do the recruiting…down the line.
Speaking
of two decades past, there was that election where three of the candidates
running for mayor in my town outdid one another in offering their products for free
to the electorate. There were but a few takers – only those whose loved ones departed
at the time of the campaign – of their caskets.
Vote-buying?
In the urban centers you won’t see money – cash – actually changing hands
anymore. It’s the electronic age and the purchasing of votes, like any other commodity,
is usually through some pay-pal scheme, or ATM deposit.
It is a campaign
constant for candidates to promise the voters – vow, is the current operative
word – the moon and the stars, like P1 billion for a city college and another
P1 billion for a city hospital. The promises almost always ending up… well,
promises. Empty, as the mind that made the promise. That which the street filosofo irrationalizes thus: Mengacu ne, asa(h)an mu pang tuparan na ita?
A rarity is
the politico that makes good on his vow. Rarer, indeed the rarest, is one who already
fulfills promises even before they are expressed. How?
On the comeback
trail, former Mayor Catalina Bagasina of Sasmuan on Monday awarded 10 one-storey
residential units to an equal number of families displaced by a reclamation
project in the town.
“I heard
the concerns of the residents whose houses were reclaimed so I decided to buy
lots from SPIDC and have the houses built so I can provide decent housing to
the people.” So was the one dubbed as the “Bea Alonzo of Pampanga” quoted as
saying. SPIDC is the Sapang Pari Integrated Development Corp. that has a
low-cost housing program in Sasmuan.
The former
ALE Partylist representative now promises more housing units as the 10 families
make but the first batch of beneficiaries.
Now, were
other promising politicos as actualizing of their promises as Bagasina, yes, also
dubbed “Cinderella of Pampanga”…
One thing
so far missed at this stage of the campaign is name-calling.
The
classic “Monkey-tong” and “5-6” of an ancient era, “Manintunan” and “A bad boy Santos”
of olden times have not been supplanted by new and more colorful labeling.
In the
current campaign, there is but one branding that has so far cropped up – the “Loan
Ranger” – appended to Angeles City Vice Mayor Bryan Matthew Nepomuceno for his
role in securing the controversial P1.2-billion loan for a new city hall,
sports complex, among others, and reinforced with his “vows” to allot P1
billion for the city college and another P1 billion for the Ospital ning
Angeles, if elected.
Those
which his rival Alexander S. Cauguiran scoffed at as more loans that will most
certainly consign the city in an inescapable debt trap.
Yeah, with
the Loan Ranger at city hall, “Tonto” becomes the Angeleno. Pure pun intended there.